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Stewie and Olivia get an A+ for their musical performance.
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Stewie and his adversary fight it out until they both pass out.
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Lois interviews babysitter candidates for Stewie.
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Quagmire tries to seduce Lois.
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A 1950's style musical number that celebrates Peter's newfound retardation.
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Jillian is not very smart...
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Everyone gets upset with Brian for getting Lois a birthday gift beyond the twenty dollar limit they all had agreed on.
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Alex Borstein explains her inspiration and evolution of Lois.
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Lois points out how very old Brian might possibly be.
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Peter is making a movie.
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Peter eats a year's worth of food in a short amount of time.
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Stewie and Olivia's interaction in a mall-store prompts a commercial for Punchlines for Sitcoms of the 80's and Sounds of the 80's.
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Meg gets excited about a channel 5 internship.
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Since Lois is mayor Peter figures he can do anything. So he brings Jim Varney back to life.
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Stewie sings and plays the banjo with a group of Southerners.
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The guys at the bar cheer for Lois to take her jacket off.
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A vendor handing out free food accuses Peter of returning for more several times.
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And full of sugar.
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A prom night dumpster baby sings a song about his lot.
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Death knocks on the Griffin's door, pretending to be the police.
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Meg becomes popular after getting a physical makeover.
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Peter blindly climbs into Chris' bed in the middle of the night.
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Lois discovers in her dream that Stewie is an evil baby.
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Brian and Stewie watch a potty training video starring Roy Scheider.
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Peter tells Death that he'll help him get a girl.
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Quagmire tells the guys that he discovered that women have a fourth hole.
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Principal Shepard decides to increase the school's test scores by kicking Chris Griffin out of school.
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Stewie takes an important call from Grover.
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Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane talks about George Lucas and the running Star Wars jokes in the show.
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Shock jock's Weenie and the Butt broadcast live from the Quahog Air Show.
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Peter's stomach begins to growl while on a road trip and blames it on a prune smoothie he had earlier.
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Tom Tucker spanks Peter for being a bad little boy.
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Peter suffers a hangover after promising Lois he wouldn't drink.
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The torch is lit at the Special People's Games.
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Peter and a barbershop quartet give a singing diagnosis.
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Brian uses his new special powers to steel four martinis.
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Peter shows the photos he took of Lois with his new cell phone.
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Stewie falls asleep while holding Brian at gun point.
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Peter goes up against third graders in a spelling bee contest.
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Joe dresses up like Mark Spitz for Halloween, but no one can see past the wheelchair.
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Jesus calls Peter to bail him out of jail.
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You would smile all of the time, too.
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Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane talks about laboring over the pilot and finally how the series got its start.
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Ali gives a brief weather report.
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There is no way his plan can get off track.
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Peter tells Chris to stay away from the candy tree, while he and Lois are gone.
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Meg kills a saleswoman by modeling her new outfit.
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Jesus joins the Griffins for dinner.
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Peter gets jealous when Lois tells him that she thinks Hugh Grant is handsome.
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Peter gets into an epic battle with a giant chicken.
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Peter makes his first chick flick.
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A parody of Tyra turning into a lizard while talking to one of her models.
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Quagmire's private part get stuck in a window.
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Peter tries to sell Lois on Chris going into the Army.
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Peter finds out he's retarded
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Peter takes Lois to the bar to beat up the New Yorkers that have taken over.
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In a drunken haze Brian made out with Meg at a high school dance. Now she is infatuated with him and he is trying to let her know that he's not interested.
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Lois dreams that she puts Stewie in the washing machine then blames herself for being a bad mother.
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Mr. Weed chokes and dies on a piece of muffin.
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Brian points out to Stewie that he has no right to comment on his drinking problem.
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Peter visits his old girlfriend Brenda.
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Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane and Writer/Producer Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) discuss the jokes that don't make it on to the air.
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Peter takes quickly to his mother's new boyfriend, news anchor Tom Tucker.
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Child services take Stewie away.
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Brian's new girlfriend Jillian is pretty but not very bright. Her friends on the other hand are morons.
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Stewie loses a tooth after biting on one of his toys. Stewie then learns about the tooth fairy which freaks him out.
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Lois is running for mayor of Quahog which prompts newscasters to speculate.
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Peter embarrasses his son, Chris.
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Peter has worked out once and it has gone to his head.
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Peter silences Omar by playing a violent joke on him.
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Peter uses one of his three wishes, granted by a gene, to have not bones.
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Peter prank calls his mother to stop her from making out with Tom Tucker until Lois hits Peter in the head with a frying pan for tickling her.
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Instead of getting a tax refund, Peter gets an audit.
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Peter complains about his Rube Goldberg "breakfast machine."
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Peter breast feeds Stewie.
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Brian torments Peter with references to "fingering" after Peter's traumatic prostate exam.
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Peter takes Chris to the library to learn the Griffin genealogy.
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The Monopoly guy goes to jail, but it's no fairy tale world.
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Stewie tries to get Chris to give Lois the ax.
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Peter thinks its crazy that Meg has made an abstinence pledge until he reads the pamphlet "The Truth About Sex."
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On the Griffins' visit to Brown University, the Dean questions whether Meg is Brown material.
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Olivia, an old rival of Stewies, loses her lucrative spokesperson job to Chuck Berry,
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Peter performs for George Bush.
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Peter recreates the den into Pee-wee's playhouse.
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Peter tries to distract an angry mob by spotting Bigfoot after he crashes into the local cable television satellite.
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Stewie and Brian carjack someone.
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Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane and others discuss jokes that get censored by the network.
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Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane discusses the talented composers that they work with for all of the musical numbers.
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Peter makes a toast at a cult gathering.
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Stewie prepares for the babysitter.
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Quagmire flies his acrobatic plane through female billboards at an air show.
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Peter takes Chris hunting.
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Stewie mocks Brian about the novel he's writing.
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Peter confuses Chris' use of slang for being possessed.
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Lois hopes for one pupil good enough to win the piano competition, instead of always coming in second to Alexis Radcliff.
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A teenager is attacked by a dog that looks like Spuds McKenzie.
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Leia confronts Darth Vader and the Grand Moff Tarkin
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Peter promises Lois he won't drink at the stag party.
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Family Guy writers explain how they worked in very close quarters when the show began.
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Lois is the new church organist and she wants everyone in the family to go to church, especially Meg.
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Joe Swanson transforms his wheelchair friends into a giant robot called "Cripple-Tron" and attacks Peter's anti-handicapped restaurant.
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Stewie meets Olivia's old friend Victor.
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Brian is out done by Stewie, while playing with snowballs.
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Olivia and Stewie fight on a double date with Brian.
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Peter calls Brian to make dinner plans with him.
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Peter gets into a fist fight with death.
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Lois, Brian and Peter are on vacation in Martha's Vineyard where Brian is getting an award. Lois compliments Brian's flea dip, Brian extols Lois' inspirational virtues and Peter farts.
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Peter and Lois are hijacked to Cuba and get stuck there.
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Peter shoves Stewie down his pants in order to appear larger down in his private area.
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Peter's new company is a tobacco company that is trying to corrupt children.
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Chris and Peter play a game that gets on Meg's nerves.
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Executive producers David A. Goodman and Chris Sheridan discuss how they sort out the good jokes from the bad ones.
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Woman, you can't see the future!
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Peter gets a state-appointed inspirational social worker named Vern who celebrates Peter's retardation with hi-five's and extra encouragement.
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Peter thinks that his cereal is spelling out a word but Brian points out that he is eating Cheerios.
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A stolen Matisse painting is reported on the news.
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Brian gets a look at Peter's penis during the Quahog Clam Day celebration.
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Stewie, Brain and Morton are chased by Nazis, when it is uncovered that Morton is not a Catholic priest.
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Stewie captures a couple of intruders.
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Lois takes Brian for a ride in the car. It turns out that Brian is a dog.
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Is a fat baby cuter or less cute? This needs to be settled once and for all.
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Peter learns about women and sarcasm.
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Asian reporter, Trisha Okanawa is hit by a flying car during her hurricane report.
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Stewie has a nightmare about Santa Claus.
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Stewie tries to recruit other babies in his battle against returning to the womb.
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Stewie is peeling his skin off after a bad sunburn and Brian spots a mole and wonders if it might be something serious.
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Brian calls Meg a "whiny little runt" after she complains about Stewie's birthday party.
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Peter and his buddies get locked up.
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Peter doesn't want to miss his new favorite Fox reality show "Fast Animals Slow Children."
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Peter digs a pool in the backyard.
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After shrinking himself, Stewie enters Peter's testicular area and attacks his sperm.
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An optimistic dog, not a cynical dog.
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Peter creates a new lovable character to be remembered by.
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Don't go, Brian!
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Stewie wants to breast feed but has his suspicions about the quality of Lois' milk.
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Ben Affleck asks Matt Damon for writing credit on "Good Will Hunting."
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Peter and Lois invite Jeff, the boy Meg likes, to their home.
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Quagmire watches Lois go to the bathroom.
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Peter goes to bed after eating a bellyfull of nickels.
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Chris confides in Meg his desire to give up the scouts but doesn't know how to break it to Peter.
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Peter closes himself off from Brian by encasing himself in a glass box, which turns out to be worse for him than for Brian.
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Stewie goes to the gym but walks out when a trainer tries to sell him a membership.
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Lois learns that the key to winning the undecided voter is to speak simply and repeat 9/11 over and over again.
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Meg, Stewie and Chris decide on how they will store the money they found.
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Brian dresses up in Lois' clothes.
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Stewie sings a song for a group of women gathered around him.
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Peter screens a short film starring himself.
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Stewie threatens his mother after she takes his toy away.
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The Griffin family show off their new super powers.
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The porn they make for senior citizens.
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Peter is caught playing hooky by his boss.
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The guys try to help Quagmire rehabilitate his sex addiction by taking him to the mall where he ends up saving a girl with CPR.
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Stewie does the "robot" for Brian.
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The news anchors get caught in an awkward situation when they go back live on the air, without them knowing.
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Lois receives an unexpected kiss by a bird.
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Peter makes some inappropriate t-shirts to support Lois' run for mayor.
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Peter punches a soccer mom.
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Stewie rubs lipstick all over Peter's shirt in order to make Lois think that Peter is having an affair.
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Brian and Stewie accidentally embarrass the Pope.
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Brian made a pass at Lois while they were all on vacation. Peter confronts him and they battle. Nathan Lane breaks them up.
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Stewie destroys his Sesame Street phone.
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Peter has gotten so fat that Brian needs a forklift to take him for a walk.
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Peter makes fun of Lois for saying she loves her family.
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Joe falls overboard while playing charades on a cruise ship.
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With Chris securely under his control, Stewie tries to get his hands on power tools.
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Stewie stops by Quagmire's to plead Brian to return home.
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Lois and the kids run into Peter while he prostitutes himself.
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Stewie tries to join the Royal Air force and is asked for his qualifications.
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Brian reads Nate Griffin's diary out loud.
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In jail, Peter discovers that soap is really slippery.
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Peter beats up a girl after she insults Meg.
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Peter and the guys admit their love for Barry Manilow.
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Hitler and Eva attempt suicide.
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Brian and Stewie have differing opinions about which getaway car to steal.
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Stewie complains about the pain he feels in his mouth.
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Stewie and Olivia tiff at a party.
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Lois is approached by a high-profile modeling agent.
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Joe shows no mercy at the martial arts academy.
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The Griffin family members have a few demands for the city of Quahog.
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Be sure to tell them how good they look every day.
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Peter decides to dig the pool he can't afford to build...but gets distracted.
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Brian explains how 'Cheers and Jeers' in the TV Guide works to Jillian.
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Peter is beaten by Los Angeles finest.
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Stewie watches an episode of "The Smurfs".
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Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane discusses the unprecedented resurrection of the show on Fox.
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Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane talks about some of the celebrities that have been on, and those they'd like to have.
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An old lady tricks Brian into thinking that she wants him to pull the plug on her.
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Peter performs a stunt off the roof of the house.
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Brian's delinquent son shows up to live with the family.
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Peter tells the family they've been canceled.
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At the Mexican Hall of Justice, the landlord gets suspicious when extra friends start hanging around.
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Kyle disrespects Peter and gets disrespected in return.
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Peter's band, Fat Horny Black and Joe, bomb a prison performance but Meg saves the day.
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Quagmire tells a story around the campfire that only he finds scary.
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Joe attempts to arrest Lois for stealing a Matisse Painting.
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Peter and Brian lament the loss of cable television by drinking at the bar.
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Stewie hides in his fortress made of cereal boxes.
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Rerun, Dwayne, and Roger meet up Native-American style.
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Chris goes to Morningwood Academy and Stewie imagines the power he would have if he went there.
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Lois forces the family to go to the ballet. Stewie compares being dragged to the ballet to slavery.
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